typical me!!!

On the 1st of May, I decided not to go out roaming to any malls or to the movie theatres. So for the first time in Mumbai I did not go out of the apartment(except for buying my dinner). Got up in the morning at around 1030 hrs(late ‘cos I watched ‘The Inside Man’ the , switched on the teevee and got so engrossed in the movie Oliver Twist (a Roman Polaski film) that I forgot to eat my Breakfast. After that I read the ‘Hush’ (again), and yeah(…….Dorene, Merin, Punnen and Swen !!!(if it all you guys are reading this)….I know it’s too late to write this, but thank you for ’Hush’….I wanted to write a thank you post and all…It is the best b’day present I could get and I read it in the office and whenever I have nothing to do ( I have nothing to do most of the time)).

After getting the pizza from the delivery guy, I watched 5 episodes of the ‘The Hollow Men’ in my roomie’s laptop

NOTE TO SELF: Do not try this again, as you would puke the off pizza your stomach due to continous laughter.

Then switched on to the teevee again and watched a Malayalam film, crappy it was and for about half an hour I was just changing the channels searching for something interesting until Spidey man 2 came to rescue(else maybe I would have thrown the remote outside the window or maybe not…it’s not my teevee)

After having dinner, I watched 5 episodes of ‘Arrested Development’….I think this is was the most overlooked tv-series. Witty and Wicked. So far I found ‘Bringing up Buster’ the funniest.

Watched ‘Annapolis’ after that,….I thought it is another version of the ‘The Officer and the Gentleman’. And after all that it was 2 am in the nite.

NOTE TO SELF AGAIN: get a life

After reading Nita’s post I was reminded of what I imagined few days ago. She mentioned about places like Bandra in Mumbai and Bangalore having stray dogs in packs roaming snarling and mauling(ok…the latter i didn’t know).She must not have been to Andheri East, especially J.B Nagar where I stay. You’d find dogs and bitches(you see a lot of the latter) walking like normal people…..well the thing in J.B Nagar is that you’d find Cows too walking like normal people, even though they shit everywhere atleast they don’t attack. I walk home late at night everyday, and when I reach J.B Nagar, I get the spider sense tingling everytime that i am being followed. It’s like I always think that they have a kind of strategy in keeping themselves from harm.
Coming back back to what I imagined once. I think there is this whole secret thing going on in Mumbai….a conspiracy thing probably. I think the dogs have understood the Human behaviour, they know their weakness, their strengths, their everything. Oh! that would be our weakness, our strengths, our everything. I think there is this secret place where no human knows or been where they would be safe and multiply……multiply and then they’d take over the world. They’d form their own civilisation,governments, wars and nukes. They’d have their teevee shows(hmmm…’F.R.I.E.N.D.S’……instead ‘D.O.G.S’…..or even better ‘D.A.W.G.S’ as in “whusup dawg!!!”). Soon each dag calling every other dog a ‘bitch’ would be banned because that would be a law against discrimination. And they’d have humans as pets with lashes around our necks and all. Poodles will have cute little humans(dwarfs and elves) as pets, with all the cuddling and so on….Poodles will be like how some of us humans consider the blondes in the US. There’d be movie called “Legally Poodle”…….
Hmmmmm….If I could draw like the rut blog guy, probably I could put all of this in a drawing.

It seems some people from another country came to Mumbai saying that’d sterilize all the dogs for free, but the animal lovers movement in Mumbai put a stop to it. Now we have dogs in the streets who’d take over the world. Shouldn’t we do something? I don’t want to be in a kennel.