typical me!!!

On the 1st of May, I decided not to go out roaming to any malls or to the movie theatres. So for the first time in Mumbai I did not go out of the apartment(except for buying my dinner). Got up in the morning at around 1030 hrs(late ‘cos I watched ‘The Inside Man’ the , switched on the teevee and got so engrossed in the movie Oliver Twist (a Roman Polaski film) that I forgot to eat my Breakfast. After that I read the ‘Hush’ (again), and yeah(…….Dorene, Merin, Punnen and Swen !!!(if it all you guys are reading this)….I know it’s too late to write this, but thank you for ’Hush’….I wanted to write a thank you post and all…It is the best b’day present I could get and I read it in the office and whenever I have nothing to do ( I have nothing to do most of the time)).

After getting the pizza from the delivery guy, I watched 5 episodes of the ‘The Hollow Men’ in my roomie’s laptop

NOTE TO SELF: Do not try this again, as you would puke the off pizza your stomach due to continous laughter.

Then switched on to the teevee again and watched a Malayalam film, crappy it was and for about half an hour I was just changing the channels searching for something interesting until Spidey man 2 came to rescue(else maybe I would have thrown the remote outside the window or maybe not…it’s not my teevee)

After having dinner, I watched 5 episodes of ‘Arrested Development’….I think this is was the most overlooked tv-series. Witty and Wicked. So far I found ‘Bringing up Buster’ the funniest.

Watched ‘Annapolis’ after that,….I thought it is another version of the ‘The Officer and the Gentleman’. And after all that it was 2 am in the nite.

NOTE TO SELF AGAIN: get a life

After reading Nita’s post I was reminded of what I imagined few days ago. She mentioned about places like Bandra in Mumbai and Bangalore having stray dogs in packs roaming snarling and mauling(ok…the latter i didn’t know).She must not have been to Andheri East, especially J.B Nagar where I stay. You’d find dogs and bitches(you see a lot of the latter) walking like normal people…..well the thing in J.B Nagar is that you’d find Cows too walking like normal people, even though they shit everywhere atleast they don’t attack. I walk home late at night everyday, and when I reach J.B Nagar, I get the spider sense tingling everytime that i am being followed. It’s like I always think that they have a kind of strategy in keeping themselves from harm.
Coming back back to what I imagined once. I think there is this whole secret thing going on in Mumbai….a conspiracy thing probably. I think the dogs have understood the Human behaviour, they know their weakness, their strengths, their everything. Oh! that would be our weakness, our strengths, our everything. I think there is this secret place where no human knows or been where they would be safe and multiply……multiply and then they’d take over the world. They’d form their own civilisation,governments, wars and nukes. They’d have their teevee shows(hmmm…’F.R.I.E.N.D.S’……instead ‘D.O.G.S’…..or even better ‘D.A.W.G.S’ as in “whusup dawg!!!”). Soon each dag calling every other dog a ‘bitch’ would be banned because that would be a law against discrimination. And they’d have humans as pets with lashes around our necks and all. Poodles will have cute little humans(dwarfs and elves) as pets, with all the cuddling and so on….Poodles will be like how some of us humans consider the blondes in the US. There’d be movie called “Legally Poodle”…….
Hmmmmm….If I could draw like the rut blog guy, probably I could put all of this in a drawing.

It seems some people from another country came to Mumbai saying that’d sterilize all the dogs for free, but the animal lovers movement in Mumbai put a stop to it. Now we have dogs in the streets who’d take over the world. Shouldn’t we do something? I don’t want to be in a kennel.

I wish all my friends and everyone passing by a Blessed Friday and a Joyful Easter!!

Well after the movie….all I wanted to do was to discuss it and things were getting bloody desperate around here…..sigh there was nobody over to do that.there I felt lonely…and since because of the friggin chain of thoughts Jack Nicholson lead me to The West Side Story song.Therefore,
Searched the net for the song I sang the song to myself(not very loud)at the office,u know ,just to calm myself down.
(Single)
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and
witty and gay………………………(c’mon not that word ‘gay’….happy)
And I pity
Any girl who isn’t me…………………(okie this is getting weird)
today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It’s
alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I
hardly can believe I’m real
See the pretty girl in
that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty
smile
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And
entrancing
Feel like running
And dancing for joy
For I’m loved
By a pretty wonderful boy

(Chorus…..that’s my mind)
Have you met my good friend Maria
The craziest
girl on the block?
You’ll know her the minute you see
her
She’s the one who is in an advanced state of
shock
She thinks she’s in love
She thinks
she’s in Spain
She isn’t in love
She’s
merely insane
It must be the heat
Or some rare
disease
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it’s fleas
Keep away from her
Send for Chino
This is not the
Maria we know
Modest and pure
Polite and refined
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!
Miss
America, Miss America, speech!
Miss America, bravo,
speech
(Single)
Oh so pretty
That the city should give me its key
A committee
Should be organized to honour me
I feel dizzy
I feel
sunny
I feel fizzy and funny and fine
And so pretty
Miss America can just resign
See the pretty girl in that
mirror there
(What mirror, where?)
Who can that
attractive girl be?
(Which, what, where, whom?)
Such a
pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!

(Chorus)

I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I’m loved
By a pretty wonderful boy

MY GOD I COULDN’T GET GAYER THAN THIS…..

guess I’ll take this out after a couple of days

Bombay is a boring place….boring because I haven’t been to the right places…..boring because I haven’t been out much other than me going to the office….boring because everybody’s boring…..boring because I am boring….boring….borin…boring…zzzzzzzz

photo taken during one of the boring times in the office…..I have a lot more like this
So I got up in this Saturday morning,deciding not to be boring anymore…..atleast to myself.Therefore I decided to go to the mall and read the comics over there at Landmark(….because I can’t buy it…..doesn’t mean I mustn’t read it)….so I reached the mall at around 15 hrs and since I couldn’t find For Tomorrow vol2,I read Frank Miller’s 300(soon to be made into a movie)……..review..

300 : The Book’s got good artwork(when good….don’t compare it to Jim Lee’s Hush or to Mark Waid’s Kingdom Come……this is totally different….good artwork compared to other Frank Miller books).The Graphic Novel tells us the story of King Leonidas and his 300 soldiers of Sparta on their way to conquer Persia .That’s how the name 300 came.All of us know the story of the Spartans;trained warriors by birth….yea by birth…whenever a male is born,he is checked and if seen not to be fit, he is discarded….just like that…like throwing away garbage,these Spartans are supossed to be hard hearted sonsofbitches .This story tells us about Honor, Duty, Glory, Combat and Victory….and Spartans. At the beginning I thought that the style of dialogues wasn’t right for thebook..but actually that didn’t matter,who knows how the spartans spoke English…(oh they didn’t speak English ,rite).

“…..and a man who fancies himself a God….feels a Human Chill crawl up his spine”
If anybody wants to buy it, don’t be heart-broken,face it now itself….it’s Rs.1267…but worth a collectible.

there was a scene in whinch the spartans where piling up the bodies of the persians and this Leonidas guy eating an apple…hmmmm…a tht….maybe I thought a more preferable scene would be him eating meat while his fellow spartans were piling up the bodies…or maybe him eating…human flesh..hmm heehee….(”sadist..sadist….reality check”…oh that was me speaking to myself again…iff u like my blog(what!!)..if u read my blog when i post any,there’d be some “self-spoken crap like these…so …don’t be alarmed….hota hai :-))
…..and after that I saw this movie….You,me and Dupree

Review :ahhhh…..it’s a kind of movie which you’d rather wait for the original DVD to release and then think twice or maybe thrice and then type ‘You,me and dupree’ in the p2p and then wait for 4 days to download(if you have a slow connection) and then see the film……after that if you get a film which you wanted to have always….and then you find out that you dont have space in your system and then you see ‘you,me and dupree’..shift+del

and the next day I got up early in the morning…..not to church……went to see “Emperor’s New Groove”(yea…first a comic n then an animated movie)….and ….

Boom baby…

the movie still has it’s effect on me…..man I was laughing more than the kids beside me

hmmm…I gotto grow up

and yea thats me after the movie…

typical me-special me

One of my friends once said,”You always do what you feel like….it’s not good.”

Well(he doen’t know me very much……to him I’m just a wierd guy who walks a lot and who never used to go home like he used to go during our college days) …..how am I supossed to tell him that I’m trying to keep myself happy(get a life sooraj…..get a girlfriend….shhhh stop talking to yourself)

Yesterday I travelled in double decker bus (first time…that’s y). I always wanted to get in a double decker….and the view from the top was good…well I had to control myself otherwise the people around might have thought that I was some retarded 22 year old guy who acts like a kid travelling on double decker….that was done…n yea…felt nice….always wanted to go in one from when I was a kid.
and…..I have to buy myself one of those DC comics(collectors edition….those fat,thick comics which cost atleast 500 bucks)….the last time when I went to Landmark I made up my mind to buy one and omg!! the very look at the books makes me gaze at them….and then the prices leaves me in a bad state of mind(it’s just a comic sooraj……hey shut up)….but I will buy one….msot probably I’ll buy Kingdom Come….even though I already read it (thanks to www.bdcomics.net) I’d love to have the hard copy….good book…one those good books that was made well(it’s better than the Da Vinci code(not a avid novel reader)…..and another one I need is the comic version of ‘A Christmas Carol’(I know the story …I read this comic when I was a kid).Actually I am still searching for same comic…..didn’t find it yet(Amasom.com doesn’t have it)

these are the certain small things that make happy….hmmmm do people feel like this at all….or is it only me…..I know small things make people happy and forgotten easily….still it seems important….or maybe I’m just another fellow who only thinks of himself

hmm this Keith Urban guy is good ………song:You’ll think of me………..(keep it up pandora)