Dogs-World Domination.
After reading Nita’s post I was reminded of what I imagined few days ago. She mentioned about places like Bandra in Mumbai and Bangalore having stray dogs in packs roaming snarling and mauling(ok…the latter i didn’t know).She must not have been to Andheri East, especially J.B Nagar where I stay. You’d find dogs and bitches(you see a lot of the latter) walking like normal people…..well the thing in J.B Nagar is that you’d find Cows too walking like normal people, even though they shit everywhere atleast they don’t attack. I walk home late at night everyday, and when I reach J.B Nagar, I get the spider sense tingling everytime that i am being followed. It’s like I always think that they have a kind of strategy in keeping themselves from harm.
Coming back back to what I imagined once. I think there is this whole secret thing going on in Mumbai….a conspiracy thing probably. I think the dogs have understood the Human behaviour, they know their weakness, their strengths, their everything. Oh! that would be our weakness, our strengths, our everything. I think there is this secret place where no human knows or been where they would be safe and multiply……multiply and then they’d take over the world. They’d form their own civilisation,governments, wars and nukes. They’d have their teevee shows(hmmm…’F.R.I.E.N.D.S’……instead ‘D.O.G.S’…..or even better ‘D.A.W.G.S’ as in “whusup dawg!!!”). Soon each dag calling every other dog a ‘bitch’ would be banned because that would be a law against discrimination. And they’d have humans as pets with lashes around our necks and all. Poodles will have cute little humans(dwarfs and elves) as pets, with all the cuddling and so on….Poodles will be like how some of us humans consider the blondes in the US. There’d be movie called “Legally Poodle”…….
Hmmmmm….If I could draw like the rut blog guy, probably I could put all of this in a drawing.
It seems some people from another country came to Mumbai saying that’d sterilize all the dogs for free, but the animal lovers movement in Mumbai put a stop to it. Now we have dogs in the streets who’d take over the world. Shouldn’t we do something? I don’t want to be in a kennel.
Whoa, homie…
Slow down… ur thinking way too much into this Dog conspiracy thingy ..
heehee, i got carried away. otherwise .seriously you see that there are lot of dogs over here….it like they have a secret hideout
@Sooraj Homie…now this is a neat post. A very Scrubs like post…with you drifting away.
But seriously, I’m actually FOR the neutering/culling of stray dogs…I know it’s a cruel thing to do…but what can be done when mauling incidents are on the rise esp in Bangalore?
@ prestidigitator
I like pets,especially dogs as pets…not cats.
but stray dogs, even I agree with sterization. atleast in India. because none of us know how many of these dogs would be affected by ‘rabies’ due to other dogs in future. Rabies can affect a private dog too, but in case of a pet, the owner takes care and ensures that the dog is given proper medical check-up and whatever they do.
and in India we don’t have Dog pounds to keep these dogs in the street(they can’t fund it….or is it they won’t fund it?) so might as well sterilize them dogs. After all the mauling and all…..damn
hey u read in the nita’s comment section, that in country a family had two rot weilers(spelling..), the dogs mauled the family’s two year old kid to death. It happens at homes too, why won’t it happen in the streets?